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Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
11:04 pm
[emma_emily]
Bloody Men!!!!!!!!!
Why do men get irritated when you ask them to do the smallest thing especially if it has something to do with tidying?? Youa sk them to do one thing, one thing, and its like its the end of the world - never mind that you have spent all week tidying up after them whilst they play on their pc!

And why is it that its ok for men not to listen and take in a word we say but if we dont happen to have heard something they say then its a major catastrophe which will result in narkiness and tetchiness for hours upon end??

Anyway, thats my romantic Saturday night watching dvds scuppered - ive come upstairs to hide from the evil looks.
Friday, May 12th, 2006
1:05 pm
[ishkhara]
Why the f**k is it that no matter how many times you tell them men still assume that 'No' actually means 'Yes'?

Just to clear things up:

NO
adv.
Used to express refusal, denial, disbelief, emphasis, or disagreement: No, I'm not going. No, you're wrong.
Not at all; not by any degree. Often used with the comparative: no better; no more.
Not: whether or no.

n. pl. noes (nz)
A negative response; a denial or refusal: The proposal produced only noes.
A negative vote or voter.

interj.
Used to express strong refusal, doubt, or disbelief.


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[Middle English, from Old English n : ne, not; see ne in Indo-European Roots +, ever; see aiw- in Indo-European Roots.]


Get it now? Or do I have to repeat myself again? For the third time this year?!!!

Current Mood: annoyed
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
6:50 pm
[secendra]
Dear ex,

I have spent the last few days since you decided to ditch me, flirting with very nice people. Dangit,i'm possitively adored!

Shove that in your pipe and smoke it, fucker!

(i think i'm feeling a little better, don't you? ;-) )
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
7:09 pm
[secendra]
Thought i should say hello, as am a newbie. And newly dumped.
He said we were only ever friends.. this comes after us planning to move to Bristol, and a weekend spent with him. Lovely!

Don't know how to cope really after 6 months of M being around. It's not the first time i've been left horribly and it seems to be happening more and more.
I'm making it 'VERY hard' for him to be friends with him, apparently, by wanting to talk to him, and he's doing the 'hide in a cave and it'll all go away if i burry my head' thing. Current level of getting over things has reached the point of 'i want to kick you full force in the balls, but, being a sub, you'd enjoy it too much'.

Hopeful there are still nice, single men in the world, though 2nd last ex looking tempting, for sex. Eeeek!
4:23 pm
[juice_up_jo]
Men kill them all!!!!
Why is it men only want you when it suits them. I really cant't understand that WHY?

Current Mood: bitchy
Sunday, May 7th, 2006
2:15 pm
[emma_emily]
Girlfriend vs PSP?
I love my PS2. I love games. I love my pc. But when i sit down to spend time with my other half that is exactly what i want to do. I dont want to sit there watching Dr Who supposedly 'together' when he is playing on his damn PSP all through the programme......

And the best of it is that they just dont understand what the problem is!!!


Grrrrr!
Sunday, April 9th, 2006
1:50 pm
[vix_da_vixen]
Alleluia
Hey ishkhara, a mere 10 months after you made the icon i managed to get it up and running! Just call me a technological genius! ;o)

Current Mood: proud of self
Thursday, March 30th, 2006
4:47 pm
[ladykomachi]
Back again ... SO ....
Why is it men can not EVER take responsibility for their own actions or inactions?
Why do they always have to find a way to demonize the female and twist the truth in order to get themselves off the hook? Oh and while we're at it - why do they have to make sure they share this version of reality (*coughs* LIES *coughs*) with their family, employers and mates????????????!!!!!!

That is all - for now.

Curtsey

Nxxxx

Current Mood: cranky
Friday, March 17th, 2006
1:36 pm
[vix_da_vixen]
Eh?
Why has the layout of this community changed if i didn't change it? *Perplexed*

Current Mood: confused
Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
5:52 pm
[vix_da_vixen]
Valentines Day?
Valentine's Day my arse! ;o)

Me and the gay hubby are off cruising boys!

Current Mood: cheerful
Monday, January 30th, 2006
11:10 am
[ishkhara]
So apparently I can't even have a quiet night at the cinema anymore without my ex turning up with the newest member of his harem of attention-seeking little girls* in tow. And, just to help put the boot in, she's another of my so-called friends.

Anyone else wishing to help him slap me in the face should think twice as I will cut you out of my life faster than you can blink.


*Although he's kidding himself if he thinks any of them will actually sleep with him

Current Mood: irritated
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
4:44 pm
[satellite_kid]
Advice
ok lets give this a whirl....

The bloke that made me feel like the biggest pile of shit comes back to the country 2moro...

Do I agree to go along and meet the gang *which will no doubt leave me feeling shitty for the next month*

OR

Do I stay away *which will no doubt leave me wondering if I should have gone along*
Friday, November 4th, 2005
1:32 pm
[vix_da_vixen]
S.I.N.G.L.E.
I swear to God if Ross (work-colleague who is normally very agreeable) asks me tells me that i can't possibly like being single and that i need a man one more fucking time i'll show him just how much i need a penis by removing his and wearing it as on a chain around my neck!

I do the washing up, i go out, i come back, the washing up is still done. I come home from work and i can stretch out on the sofa, cuz no one else is there and watch whatever crap on telly my heart desires. No one makes me get out of bed on a Saturday to "do stuff". No one uses the last of the loo roll and forgets to buy more. No one watches wrestling in my house. I don't own a PS2. My room doesn't smell of socks and farts. There are no size million boots in the middle of the lounge floor. Being alone just rocks!

I am S.I.N.G.L.E and H.A.P.P.Y. Deal with it! Ah, that's better!

Current Mood: single and happy
Monday, September 12th, 2005
10:26 pm
[don_cione]
as mentioned elsewhere........
......... im such a bloody man......


such a fuckwit to boot, well, please commence the beating with sticks..

Current Mood: drained
Monday, August 15th, 2005
7:59 pm
[don_cione]
I'm a bastard!
Not only by default for being a man by birth, but just for being me really.

Sorry for being all cryptic, I'd explain more but it'd get me in trouble with everyone, including myself just thought id do one of those AA meeting moments of:

'Hello, my name's Cian and I'm a bastard'.

Commence the ritual beating with sticks and the umm chanting yes...


Anyway,

Cian
Sunday, July 31st, 2005
9:23 pm
[urshulgi]
Cute Younger Brother's Schoolmate...
Grrr... How dare he be so cute...?!?!?!?

And how come I end up stumbling over my words and acting like some silly little 14-year old with a crush when I talk to him and not end up getting his number despite the fact that with sober hindsight he was obviously flirting???

Pfft...

Current Mood: frustrated
Thursday, June 30th, 2005
3:36 pm
[vix_da_vixen]
Attn Freaks
If you have not yet attempted to chat up vix_da_vixen yet this week then you should really hop to it as National Vix Gets Chatted Up By Wankers Week ends tomorrow!

I would like to thank Abdul and friend from Cannon Hill Park on Sunday, Mr Excuse-Me in Bartley Green on Tuesday and the weirdo on the train yesterday for their participation in this important week.

*Groan*, why do they always pick me?

Current Mood: attractive to freaks
Monday, June 20th, 2005
3:43 pm
[vix_da_vixen]
I hate to harp on but...
Here's why i can't get the icon to work. Like a prat i didn't put a password on the account, thus i can only moderate it logged in as me, thus it gives the icon to my login. Fucksticks. Anyone wanna throw some ideas at me, feel free to call me a tit in the process!

Current Mood: silly
Tuesday, June 14th, 2005
4:16 pm
[vix_da_vixen]
Just a random they're all bastards! cuz i'm pissed off about the icon and i thought i should take it out on the guys (apart from the first one who helps me fix it of course, he's luuuuuuuvleeeeee *bats eyelashes*)!
3:52 pm
[vix_da_vixen]
Bloody icons!
Ah feck, what am i doing wrong? Every time i try to upload the icon it puts in on my account not the community! Jazz, Ashe, oneofyou, HELP!

Current Mood: pissy
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